America has SUV’s and other heavy artillery-hauling vehicles
Europe has Smart Cars
(Ok this one is not funny. It's actually...uh...smart, for lack of a better word)
America has money that is one color
Europe has an easy-to-use-if-you’re-illiterate, color-coded monetary system
Europe has an easy-to-use-if-you’re-illiterate, color-coded monetary system
America has toilets and toilet paper
Europe has bidets and real towels for wiping
(which seems neither funny nor intelligent to me but that one is up for debate)
(which seems neither funny nor intelligent to me but that one is up for debate)
America has Exit signs that say “exit”
Europe has Exit signs that have a man running away from a date gone bad