Overheard at this year's contest:
- "That was the most exciting finish in all of sport."
- "These guys attack hot dogs like Lindsay Lohan attacks a mini bar."
- "'The Black Widow' is the cheesecake eating champion of the world. Let's see how she takes on the hot dogs."
- "This really is an endurance sport."
- "That last dog was a photo finish."
- "We have a tie to be settled by a five-dog eat off."
Lessons learned at this year's contest:
- This "sport" is actually called Competitive Eating
- There is an International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE)
- The timed contest used to be 12 minutes, it's now only 10
- Dipping the bun in water makes it go down faster
- Those who qualify for the hot dog eating contest are generally world champions of some other food eating contest, namely, ice cream, cheesecake, cranberry sauce, and seared cow brains, to name a few
- Despite being a six-time hot dog eating champion of the world, coloring your hair with ketchup and mustard won't secure the win. Better luck next year my Japanese hot-dog-eating friend
11 comments:
Gross. I like hot dogs, but this is taking it a bit far.
Ha ha ha! I love the Jap friend. I like myself a hot dog or two. But let's just keep it at that. And they cannot be boiled, baked, or microwaved. Unacceptable.
Yum, hot dogs.
I want to tattoo that somewhere.
It would have been so auspicious for you to have had your baby on the same day that JJWT and TAMN announced theirs. Alas, your daughter had other plans. I think Alyssa and her will get along splendidly.
can you even believe that i missed this? i didn't make it to Coney Island....what a sad day for me.
oh, and did i mention that Nathan's hotdogs are the BEST? maybe i had 2 of them at the last baseball game we went to...
You keep changing how much time is left till the Baaaaaby is due! Is it here yet?
Yea - Maryann & Ben had a baby - we are so excited and happy for you - can't wait to see the pictures.
You write very well.
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