26 August 2008

That's What I Would Say

If I was an Olypmic swimmer and the Beijing correspondent from Lame Local News said to me, "What are you going to have to do to win the gold in the next race?" I would say, "Swim faster." And then I would walk away.

2 comments:

Jen said...

I saw that interview and it cracked me up. "What the Jazz have to do is score more points than the Lakers in four quarters!" Seriously?

Shawn said...

When Bobby Knight won the NCAA Basketball championship at Indiana in the 80's, he was asked how they did it. He looked at the lady and said, "well I don't know if they told you, but we scored more points than the other team". Then he walked off. I saw a replay of it and it was just hilarious! Best part was when the reporter turned to face the camera....uh, back to you guys at the studio.