I'm Too Sexy for My Car

If you’ve ever used the carwash next to Apollo Burger on Murray-Holladay Road (or Mu-Ho Road, as Ben calls it because the name is annoyingly too long) then you probably know that drivers wash their cars and pull them through to the back of the carwash to dry them off.

This self-loving showoff, however, decided to dry his debt-inducing BMW in front of the carwash right on Mu-Ho Road for all to see. Topping that, he’s so into himself, his cell phone, and his car that he didn’t even notice me taking nearly two minutes to get out my phone, figure out how to take a picture, and then find the time to take it from an additional angle.