Memorandum
To: Fallen Stars
From: Mar
CC: My Adoring Blog Readers
Date: 6/23/2008
Re: Your Reality TV Cable Stints
Congratulations to all of you for landing a hosting deal on a cable reality TV show!
Joey Lawrence, you have shed your luscious locks of mullet but you talk the same as during your Blossom days and we love how well you host Master of Dance on TLC. Riveting is your ability to explain the rules and introduce the judges in the exact same script from week to week, without variation or much personality. We are semi-rooting for you to make it through an entire first season and on to season 2.
Mario Lopez, sorry that the all-male version of The View didn’t work out for you but your stint as the host of America’s Best Dance Crew is inspiring and you currently are in Season 2 and kickin’ trash. What a good example you have set for Mr. Lawrence.
Joey Fatone, you were upstaged by Justin and then by Lance Bass’s coming out of the closet but you have managed to land a post as the co-host (not as good as host—sorry) on TLC’s The Singing Office. It has yet to air but we hope the best for your first season as you humiliate people in their office setting and then air it for all desperate TV watchers with cable access.
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4 comments:
WTF? No award to Jeff Probst and his infinite wardrobe of denim shirts?
woah...
Jeff can't have an award until becomes either a) a former child star (not likely, or b) a fallen star turned cable reality tv show host. But I do love his denim dungarees from REI.
Did you seriously post about this without mentioning the Celebrity Circus show? Because that's about as low as you can go.
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